We start off the two part premier with Charlie’s funeral. It was filled with women of his past, people he owed money and his family. Apparently, Rose was with him when he “died.” It was a closed casket, with classic Charlie shirts hanging by it. Evelyn was more interested in selling Charlie’s beach house then morning.
Alan was left the house but couldn’t afford the payments so he was going to move in with his mother, Evelyn. Berta was still around but not cleaning the house until she was paid. Evelyn couldn’t pay her until she sold the house. John Stamos was the first customer to see the house. Dharma and Greg (Jenna Elfman and Thomas Gibson) were second and they were not as happy as I remember! Charlie’s remains were brought to the house and Alan had a heart-to-heart. He then spilt the ashes because Walden (Kutcher) was creeping at the back door.
Walden is kind of down and out over his wife named Bridget. Oh, by the way he is worth 1.3 Billion dollars! Alan and Walden go for drinks, pick up two girls and they chose Walden over Alan to go to the bedroom. And that is how Charlie is replaced. Interesting.