Claire challenged Phil to sell their old station wagon by saying “bet you can’t sell it.” So of course Phil is the world’s best car salesman. As they clean out the car the find a bunch of “memories” or as I like to call it junk. It then causes Claire to be “human” and cry thinking about selling the car because that means the kids are almost grown and her and Phil are almost dead. Phil cleaned up the car and the family went on a trip, which ended in a disaster. To top it off the car rolled off of a cliff.
Cameron and Mitchell are building a princess castle for Lily. Cameron thinks when they have building projects it ends up in a near death experience. Jay went over to help and try to give Cameron some support on getting rid of Bob the Builder because when Mitchell is around tools it gets dangerous. To prove a point Mitchell put the castle together and built himself inside of it so he couldn’t get out.
Manny had a girl come over to work on a project. Gloria, being the overbearing Columbian mother that she is feels threatened by the Kelly’s presence. Gloria then gets in a battle with Manny’s classmate about putting salt in chocolate milk. Kelly said, ” Maybe Manny should decide.” It just got real between a mom and a ten-year old! After Kelly and Manny finished their project her parents were coming to pick her up and invited him to dinner and a movie. This freaked out Gloria but she sucked it up. Manny came home early because Kelly didn’t understand him. He knew another girl he wanted to spend time with and then he called a girl named Alesha from his history class. Then Gloria called all men animals because Manny is a pimp!
Manny- I think I am going to wear my maroon dinner jacket. Gloria- of course you are.
Cameron- I hope that I die if there is an accident. I would not be a very inspiring disabled person.
Kids- What’s the plan Phil!- when quoting their mom after Phil jumped on the hood of the rolling car.